Classic Horror Movie Quotes

Army of Darkness (1992) (Ash):
“This… is my boomstick!”

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)
Swan: “We have to convince the little housewife out there that the tomato that ate the family pet is not dangerous!”

The Birds (1963):
Melanie Daniels: “On Mondays and Wednesdays I work for the Travelers Aid at the airport.”
Mitch Brenner: “Helping travelers?”
Melanie Daniels: “No, misdirecting them.”

Child’s Play (1988) (Chucky):
“Hi, I’m Chucky, wanna play?”

Dawn of the Dead (1978) (George A. Romero):
“Shoot it man! Shoot it in the head!”

Evil Dead II (1987) (Mirror Ash):
“We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound ‘fine’?”

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) (Freddy Krueger):
“Welcome to my nightmare.”

Freddy vs. Jason (2003) (Freddy Krueger):
“You’re slow, you’re stupid and you got no style!”

Freddy’s Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991) (Freddy Krueger):
“No screamin’ while the bus is in motion!”

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986):
“Why’d they have to go and dig up Jason? Some folks have a strange idea of entertainment.”

Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives (1986) (Elizabeth):
“I’ve seen enough horror movies to know that any weirdo wearing a mask is never friendly.”

Ghostbusters (1984) (Winston Zeddemore):
“Ray, when someone asks you if you’re a god, you say ‘YES’!”

Ghostbusters (1984):
Dr Ray Stantz: “I think we’d better split up.”
Dr. Egon Spengler: “Good idea.”
Dr. Peter Venkman: “Yeah… we can do more damage that way.”

Halloween (2007) (Big Joe Grizzly):
“What we got here’ yeh is a failure to communicate.”

Halloween II (1981) (Dr. Loomis):
“I shot him six times!”

Hellraiser (1987) (Pinhead):
“No tears please, it’s a waste of good suffering.”

I Know What You Did Last Summer (1997) (Barry Cox):
“Oh? You got a letter? I got ran over, Helen gets her hair chopped off and Julie gets a body in her trunk and you get a letter? That’s balanced.”

Jaws (1975) (Brody):
“You’re going to need a bigger boat.”

Jeepers Creepers (2001) (Trish):
“You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it.”

The Lost Boys (1987) (Grandpa):
“Second shelf is mine. That’s where I keep my rootbeers and my double-thick Oreo cookies. Nobody touches the second shelf but me.”

Night of the Living Dead (1968) (Newscaster):
“It has been established that persons who have recently died have been returning to life and committing acts of murder. A widespread investigation of funeral homes, morgues, and hospitals has concluded that the unburied dead have been returning to life and seeking human victims. It’s hard for us here to be reporting this to you, but it does seem to be a fact.”

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984):
“1 – 2 – Freddy’s coming for you
3 – 4 – Better lock your door
5 – 6 – Grab your crucifix
7 – 8 – Better stay up late
9 – 10 – Never sleep again…”

A Nightmare on Elm Street (1984) (Ambulance crew member):
“We don’t need a stretcher in there. We need a mop!”

Poltergeist (1982) (Carol Anne):
“They’re here!”

Psycho (1960) (Norman Bates):
“We all go a little mad sometimes.”

Psycho (1960) (Norman Bates):
“A hobby should only pass the time, not fill it.”

Re-Animator (1985) (Herbert West):
“You’ll never get credit for my research. Who’s going to believe a talking head? Get a job in a sideshow.”

Ring (2002) (Becca)
“You start to play it and it’s like somebody’s nightmare. And then this woman comes on, smiling at you, right? Seeing you… through the screen. Then when it’s over, your phone rings, someone knows you watched the tape… and what they say is, “You will die in seven days”.

Scream (1996) (Tatum):
“No, please don’t kill me, Mr. Ghostface, I wanna be in the sequel!”

Scream (1996) (Gale):
“If I’m right about this, I could save a man’s life. Do you know what that would do for my book sales?”

Twilight (2008)
Edward Cullen: “I only said it would be better if we weren’t friends, not that I didn’t want to be.”
Isabella Swan: “What does that mean?”
Edward Cullen: “It means if you’re smart… you’ll stay away from me.”
Isabella Swan: “Okay, let’s say for argument’s sake that I’m not smart.”

Isabella Swan: “Did you follow me?”
Edward Cullen: “I… I feel very protective of you.”
Isabella Swan: “So you followed me.”
Edward Cullen: “I was trying to keep a distance unless you needed my help and then I heard what those low-lives were thinking.”
Isabella Swan: “Wait. You say you heard what they were thinking?”
Isabella Swan: “So what you… you read minds?”
Edward Cullen: “I can read every mind in this room apart from yours. There’s… Money. Sex. Money. Sex. Cat… And then you, nothing. That’s very frustrating.”
Isabella Swan: “Is there something wrong with me?”
Edward Cullen: “See… I tell you I can read minds and you think there’s something wrong with you?”

Zombieland (2009)
Little Rock: “Who’s Bill Murray?”
Tallahassee: “I’ve never hit a kid before. I mean, that’s like asking who Gandhi is.”
Little Rock: “Who’s Gandhi?”

Wichita: “Let’s play the quiet game.”
Columbus: “I’ve actually been meaning to ask you, have you been to Columbus, because I’ve been trying to…”
Wichita: “Have you never played the quiet game?”

Columbus: “In those moments where you’re not quite sure if the undead are really dead, dead, don’t get all stingy with your bullets. I mean, one more clean shot to the head, and this lady could have avoided becoming a human Happy Meal. Woulda… coulda… shoulda.”

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