Pirate Pickup Lines

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Are Yee A Pirate? Are yee havin' a bit ‘o trouble catchin’; them thar wenches? HAR HAR-nyo Not a problem, matey! I’ve come along a fine booty of glorious pickup lines, just fer us pirates!

  • “Nice poop deck on ya, lassie. Care fer a swabbin’?”
  • “Avast, me pretty! Strike your panties and prepare to be boarded.”
  • “Is there an ‘X’ on the seat of your pants? Because it appears that there’s wond’rous booty buried underneath!”
  • “I must be huntin’ treasure, ’cause I’m diggin’ yer chest.”
  • “Hey, sexy — how about a Jolly Rogering?”
  • “Ya certainly put the shiver in me timber.”
  • “Me skull and crossbones arn’t the only thing I plan on raisin’ tonight.”

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